not even remotely amusing
https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/27/us/dog-steals-purple-unicorn-gets-adopted-trnd/index.html
Ford unearths $100K in leather during demolition at Dearborn facility
Mend on the Move
Pingree Detroit
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