In this week’s A.Word.A.Day I asked our readers what fictional character
they would like to turn into an eponym. Here’s a selection from the
responses.
My candidate for eponym is (Kenneth)
Widmerpool, the main character in
Anthony Powell’s 3,000-page, 12-novel cycle,
A Dance to the Music of
Time. He is a spectacularly, wonderfully, exuberantly loathsome character
who reinvents himself so many times, so many ways, that it staggers the
imagination. Nobody much likes him, with good reason, but by sheer force of
will, he achieves great success -- for a while. I once had a Solomon Islands
eclectus parrot baby I named Widmerpool, but he escaped the house. So,
a Widmerpool would be a laughable, ridiculous figure who surprises you. A
little, but only a little, like Trump.
-Ben Silverman, Playas de Rosarito, Mexico (bajabensilverman gmail.com)
Spock: Logical, not emotional.
After Mr. Spock of
Star Trek.
-Oberon Zell, Asheville, North Carolina (oberon mcn.org)
Tom Parsons: Someone who consistently works against their own best interests;
a happy conformist who is making it clear to everyone that he’s happily
conforming, to keep himself safe from the judgement of other conformists.
Everybody who reads
1984 thinks they would be Winston Smith and not Tom
Parsons. Until the cage of rats.
“He loved Big Brother” is the most soul-crushing final line in literature.
-Bill Young, Vernon, Connecticut (billsplut gmail.com)
Yossarian: A person who seems paranoid but isn’t, because people really
are out to get him.
After Capt. John Yossarian in Joseph Heller’s novel,
Catch-22.
-Jim Distelhorst, Edmonds, Washington (jim.distelhorst gmail.com)
Marlowe: To investigate someone or something of dubious character.
After my favorite character in fiction, the down-at-the-heels private
detective Philip Marlowe.
-Tom Furgas, Youngstown, Ohio (tofu4879 gmail.com)
Leibowitz: To study diligently.
After the monks in Walter M. Miller Jr’s classic sci-fi novel
A Canticle
for Leibowitz who spend centuries preserving the work of Isaac Edward Leibowitz,
the patron of their order.
-David Santangelo, Stevens Point, Wisconsin (dcsantangelo2005 comcast.net)
Rick Blaine: to do the right thing in a difficult situation -- despite
great personal cost.
After Rick Blaine, owner of Rick’s American Café in the film
Casablanca,
who did the right thing in giving up Ilsa to support the work of Laszlo
fighting the Nazιs.
Example: President Biden rick blained when he withdrew his candidacy in
the 2020 election, and threw his weight behind Kamala Harris, hoping to
achieve a Democratic victory over Donald Trump.
-Brenda J. Gannam, Brooklyn, New York (gannamconsulting earthlink.net)
Snopes: A person lacking either conscience or ethics who achieves power
and riches for his own needs.
In his book
The Hamlet William Faulkner creates the quietly cunning
Flem Snopes, who quietly but effectively gains control of the riches
and property of an entire community. Gradually but surely squeezing out
more ethical competitors, he smothers what is good and traditional in
the local culture. (All three volumes of the Snopes Trilogy are challenging
reading in any decade, but perhaps very well-suited for the present!).
-Dave Campbell, Dayton, Washington (museumofdave gmail.com)
Scout: An extremely good-hearted, empathetic, thoughtful, confident, and
highly intelligent tomboy in the best and most positive sense of the word.
After Scout, one of my favorite characters in fiction, in
To Kill A
Mockingbird from Harper Lee.
-Gary Vollmer, Kassel, Germany (gary.vollmer arcor.de)
Javert: A person who sticks wholly to the letter of the law, for whom everything is
only black & white and who has no real kindness or forgiveness for anyone
who’s made a mistake.
After the police inspector in
Les Misérables. There are no second chances
with a Javert. Of course, in the end, a Javert always self-destructs,
even though we may not be around to see it.
-Margaret Breuer, Sarasota, Florida (mabreuer0519 gmail.com)
Granny Weatherwax: a confident woman who defends others as needed.
After Granny Weatherwax, a character from Terry Pratchett’s wonderful
Discworld.
-Lauren Mulcahy, Cape Town, South Africa (gorlockza yahoo.com)
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When my wife and I are watching a comic scene on television or at a play and
the main character gets into a pickle that grows ever more absurdly worse
as the scene progresses, we often say, “Oh, boy. I can’t watch. That’s too
Lucy.” The reference is to the many antics and ridiculous lengths of the late
comedienne Lucille Ball on the television hit from the 1950s,
I Love Lucy,
such as the infamous scene (
video, 3 min.) in
the chocolate factory’s wrapping department.
We also use the eponym to describe an appliance that goes awry, like so
many did in Lucy’s home. For example we had a “Lucy toaster” that would
pop the finished toast high up in the air, requiring a bit of acrobatics
to catch it before it hit the ground. And we had a “Lucy washing machine”
that tended to get so badly out of balance it would walk across the room
and ooze prodigious amounts of soap bubbles out from around the lid.
I think Dickens would approve.
-Terry Stone, Goldendale, Washington (cgs7952 bellsouth.net)
Kirkify: To talk an overwhelmingly powerful adversary to death when all
else fails. From Captain James T. Kirk of the starship Enterprise.
(
video, 9 min.)
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)
I have
Sherlocked, but it was when I was looking for something for my wife
who had been on the couch feeling ill. I checked everywhere, tearing the
couch apart, searching on and under the coffee table, in the refrigerator?!
Finally, I announced that it had to be under the couch since it was nowhere
else. With a flourish, I checked and there it was!
-Steve Reinheimer, Lake Placid, New York (sreinheimer gmail.com)
Hermione: A very clever person.
After Hermione Granger, a character in JK Rowling’s Harry Potter series.
-Vivaan Jain Tomar, 11 years old, Mumbai Maharashtra (vivaanjaintomar gmail.com)
Gamgee: A true and loyal friend who would do anything, including facing
real dangers, for a friend.
After Sam Gamgee, a friend of Frodo Baggins in JRR Tolkien’s
The Lord of the
Rings trilogy. Sam sacrificed much, even risking death to help Frodo complete
his mission.
-Christopher Laryck, Niagara Falls, Canada (seigeehcj gmail.com)